almost retired. Vintage Dad Cap
almost retired. Vintage Dad Cap
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€34,95 EUR
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€34,95 EUR
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– because you’re one Monday away from freedom.
Our almost retired. Vintage Dad Cap is for those counting the days (or just love the vibe). Casual, classic, and just sarcastic enough—retirement looks good on you.
Key Features:
• 100% cotton twill with a vintage feel
• Unstructured 6-panel design and distressed finish
• Adjustable metal snap buckle for a custom fit
Join the Stay Witty squad and let your headwear do the talking – because you’ve earned the right to clock out early. Snag your almost retired. cap today and flex your freedom.
Our almost retired. Vintage Dad Cap is for those counting the days (or just love the vibe). Casual, classic, and just sarcastic enough—retirement looks good on you.
Key Features:
• 100% cotton twill with a vintage feel
• Unstructured 6-panel design and distressed finish
• Adjustable metal snap buckle for a custom fit
Join the Stay Witty squad and let your headwear do the talking – because you’ve earned the right to clock out early. Snag your almost retired. cap today and flex your freedom.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Unisex T-Shirts
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Baby T-Shirts
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 44 | 47.5 |
| S | 45 | 50 |
| M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
| L | 47.5 | 55 |
| XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |
Fast Worldwide Shipping
Fast Worldwide Shipping
Each product is made-to-order and might take us a bit longer to deliver it to you, reducing overproduction and ensuring that your purchase is as thoughtful as it is stylish.
EU: 4-7 business days
UK: 3-5 business days
USA: 3-5 business days
Worldwide: 7-10 business days
Returns
Returns
Not vibing with your purchase? No worries! With our 14-Day Happiness Guarantee, you have plenty of time to trade it in for something that suits your style. Life's too short for "meh" vibes, after all. Review our detailed Returns policy before purchase.
"Just got my Stay Witty cap, and it's awesome! Fits great, designs are hilarious. It's become my go-to conversation starter wherever I go." - Thomas L.
