Not today, universe. Vintage Dad Cap
Not today, universe. Vintage Dad Cap
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- because who says you can't outsmart the universe with a witty cap?
Kick negativity to the curb with our Not today, universe. Vintage Dad Cap, the ultimate accessory for taking control of your destiny and warding off bad vibes. Let your headwear serve as a reminder that you're in charge of your own fate.
Key Features:
• 100% cotton twill with a vintage feel
• Unstructured 6-panel design and distressed finish
• Adjustable metal snap buckle for a custom fit
Join the Stay Witty squad and let your headwear do the talking – because why leave your fate to chance when you can take charge? Snag your Not today, universe. Vintage Dad Cap today and defy cosmic chaos with style!
Size Guide
Size Guide
Unisex T-Shirts
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Baby T-Shirts
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 44 | 47.5 |
| S | 45 | 50 |
| M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
| L | 47.5 | 55 |
| XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |
Fast Worldwide Shipping
Fast Worldwide Shipping
Each product is made-to-order and might take us a bit longer to deliver it to you, reducing overproduction and ensuring that your purchase is as thoughtful as it is stylish.
EU: 4-7 business days
UK: 3-5 business days
USA: 3-5 business days
Worldwide: 7-10 business days
Returns
Returns
Not vibing with your purchase? No worries! With our 14-Day Happiness Guarantee, you have plenty of time to trade it in for something that suits your style. Life's too short for "meh" vibes, after all. Review our detailed Returns policy before purchase.
"Just got my Stay Witty cap, and it's awesome! Fits great, designs are hilarious. It's become my go-to conversation starter wherever I go." - Thomas L.
