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Not today, universe. Vintage Dad Cap

Not today, universe. Vintage Dad Cap

Regular price €39,95 EUR
Regular price Sale price €39,95 EUR
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Color: Black

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- because who says you can't outsmart the universe with a witty cap?

Kick negativity to the curb with our Not today, universe. Vintage Dad Cap, the ultimate accessory for taking control of your destiny and warding off bad vibes. Let your headwear serve as a reminder that you're in charge of your own fate.

Join the Stay Witty squad and let your headwear do the talking – because why leave your fate to chance when you can take charge? Snag your Not today, universe. Vintage Dad Cap today and defy cosmic chaos with style!

Cap Features

  • Washed-out vintage feel made from 100% cotton twill for timeless appeal
  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile construction for a relaxed fit
  • Black sweatband for moisture absorption
  • Sewn ventilation eyelets for breathability in every season
  • Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish for adjustable sizing
  • Distressed hats may vary in color, adding to their uniqueness.

Fast Worldwide Shipping

Each cap is made-to-order and might take us a bit longer to deliver it to you, reducing overproduction and ensuring that your purchase is as thoughtful as it is stylish.

EU: 4-7 business days

UK: 3-5 business days

USA: 3-5 business days

Worldwide: 7-10 business days

Returns

Not vibing with your purchase? No worries! With our 30-Day Happiness Guarantee, you have plenty of time to trade it in for something that suits your style. Life's too short for "meh" vibes, after all. Review our detailed Returns policy before purchase.

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