The Boobs Are Real, The Smile Is Fake Classic Unisex T-Shirt
The Boobs Are Real, The Smile Is Fake Classic Unisex T-Shirt
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€26,21 EUR
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€34,95 EUR
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€26,21 EUR
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– because some things are natural, and some things are necessary.
Keep it real with The Boobs Are Real, The Smile Is Fake T-Shirt. A cheeky nod to authenticity (or lack thereof), this unisex tee is for those who play the game but never lose themselves. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for comfort and style — perfect for turning heads and starting conversations.
Key Features:
• Soft, lightweight 100% premium cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Flattering unisex fit that suits all body types
• Bold statement design for a fun and confident look
Join the Stay Witty squad and wear your confidence loud and proud. Snag yours today and let your bold statement tee do the talking.
Keep it real with The Boobs Are Real, The Smile Is Fake T-Shirt. A cheeky nod to authenticity (or lack thereof), this unisex tee is for those who play the game but never lose themselves. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for comfort and style — perfect for turning heads and starting conversations.
Key Features:
• Soft, lightweight 100% premium cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Flattering unisex fit that suits all body types
• Bold statement design for a fun and confident look
Join the Stay Witty squad and wear your confidence loud and proud. Snag yours today and let your bold statement tee do the talking.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Unisex T-Shirts
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Baby T-Shirts
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 44 | 47.5 |
| S | 45 | 50 |
| M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
| L | 47.5 | 55 |
| XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |
Fast Worldwide Shipping
Fast Worldwide Shipping
Each product is made-to-order and might take us a bit longer to deliver it to you, reducing overproduction and ensuring that your purchase is as thoughtful as it is stylish.
EU: 4-7 business days
UK: 3-5 business days
USA: 3-5 business days
Worldwide: 7-10 business days
Returns
Returns
Not vibing with your purchase? No worries! With our 14-Day Happiness Guarantee, you have plenty of time to trade it in for something that suits your style. Life's too short for "meh" vibes, after all. Review our detailed Returns policy before purchase.
"Just got my Stay Witty cap, and it's awesome! Fits great, designs are hilarious. It's become my go-to conversation starter wherever I go." - Thomas L.
